Conversations with Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert

8. Oktober 2008
Als Zuschauer bei der Daily Show.

Vor der Show:
Jon Stewart: Does anyone have any questions?
Johanna: So, a few months back, Mike Myers was on your show and he said you gave his brother a picture of you in shorty shorts.
Jon: Wow, when you ask that it sounds very dirty.
Johanna: I was just wondering where I could get one of those pictures.
Jon: Well, I have to tell you: When you see me here in make-up and suit, you might think I am an acceptable... male. But seriously, in real life.... people in the streets come up to me and ask me, "Are you Jon Stewart?", and I say "Yeah", and they say, "Wow, when did you get malaria?". I don´t know if you realize that, but I´m old.

Nach der regulären Show.
Jon Stewart: So, we´ll have to tape another little bit. It´s the intro to the International Edition that airs on CNN. (zu mir) Is that where you saw the show? Where are you from?
Johanna: Austria. And yeah, that´s where I saw it.
Jon: Did you think it was an actual news show?
Johanna: No, actually, before the show they´ll say, "This is not an actual news show".
Jon: Really? Well, CNN could say that befor a LOT of their shows... I studied German. Wohin geht Peter?
Johanna und Dani: Woooooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

26. September 2008
Nochmal beim Colbert Report. Erste in der Schlange. 3 Stunden warten.

Vor der Show.
Stephen Colbert: Does anyone have any questions before we get started?
Johanna (zeigt auf bevor er fertig gesprochen hat): So, this is a question only you can answer.
Stephen: Boxers. (Anm.: hehe, auch interessant.)
Johanna: Who is a better kisser: Paul Dinello who you kissed on Exit 57 or Jane Fonda?
Stephen: Jane Fonda... (lange Pause). Yeah, definitely Jane Fonda. She´s like 60 and still has a little bit of Barbarella in her.
Nach der Show. Stalkerin Johanna wartet mit Begleitung Juliane auf Stephen Colbert. Er kommt raus (nach ca. einer halben Stunde), bewacht von 2 Securities. Die drängen uns weg. Stephen Colbert packt seine Sachen ins Auto. Johanna schaut traurig zu.
Stephen Colbert: Do you have something to sign?
Johanna (mit strahlenden Augen): Yes!!!!!!!
Stephen Colbert schreibt ein Autogramm.
Johanna: To Johanna. J-O-H-A-N-N-A.
Stephen: Thanks for coming.
Johanna: Oh, I´ll be back. It was great.
Stephen fährt weg und winkt.
Johanna: Quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!
Security: Dont cry.
Johanna: Just out of happiness. AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

The End.